𝑨 𝑭𝒆𝒔𝒕𝒊𝒗𝒖𝒔 𝑭𝒐𝒓 𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑹𝒆𝒔𝒕 𝑶𝒇 𝑼𝒔

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𝗛𝗼𝘄 𝗧𝗼 𝗖𝗲𝗹𝗲𝗯𝗿𝗮𝘁𝗲 𝗙𝗲𝘀𝘁𝗶𝘃𝘂𝘀:

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1) Display an unadorned aluminum pole. Stand in awe of its weight to strength ratio. Banish tinsel.

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2) Invite friends and family over to feast on meatloaf. Drop random Seinfeldian quotes like confetti.

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3) Air your pent up grievances! Tell everyone all the myriad ways they have disappointed you over the last year.

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4) Feats of strength! Wrestle the head of the household to the ground.

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5) Congratulate yourself for authoritatively crushing this triple IPA.

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𝙃𝙖𝙥𝙥𝙮 𝙁𝙚𝙨𝙩𝙞𝙫𝙪𝙨!

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Mind-blowing amounts of Talus, Citra & Mosaic hops = huge tropical aromas layered on top of that bold & pushy 9.9% abv (sip slowly, friends!)

Very, very, VERY Limited Release!