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Name
Festivus For The Rest Of Us - Organic Triple IPA 473ml
Description

𝑨 𝑭𝒆𝒔𝒕𝒊𝒗𝒖𝒔 𝑭𝒐𝒓 𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑹𝒆𝒔𝒕 𝑶𝒇 𝑼𝒔

𝗛𝗼𝘄 𝗧𝗼 𝗖𝗲𝗹𝗲𝗯𝗿𝗮𝘁𝗲 𝗙𝗲𝘀𝘁𝗶𝘃𝘂𝘀:

1) Display an unadorned aluminum pole. Stand in awe of its weight to strength ratio. Banish tinsel.

2) Invite friends and family over to feast on meatloaf. Drop random Seinfeldian quotes like confetti.

3) Air your pent up grievances! Tell everyone all the myriad ways they have disappointed you over the last year.

4) Feats of strength! Wrestle the head of the household to the ground.

5) Congratulate yourself for authoritatively crushing this triple IPA.

𝙃𝙖𝙥𝙥𝙮 𝙁𝙚𝙨𝙩𝙞𝙫𝙪𝙨!

Mind-blowing amounts of Talus, Citra & Mosaic hops = huge tropical aromas layered on top of that bold & pushy 9.9% abv (sip slowly, friends!)

Very, very, VERY Limited Release!

ABV
9.9%
IBU
69
Package
1 x 473 ml
Price
$5.13